10 Traditions That Feel Patriotic Until You Realize They’re Just Regional Vibes
1. Fireworks on the Fourth of July Fireworks are the quintessential symbol of American independence—exploding in red, white, and blue […]
1. Fireworks on the Fourth of July Fireworks are the quintessential symbol of American independence—exploding in red, white, and blue […]
1. Garbage Disposals In American kitchens, garbage disposals are tucked beneath the sink, ready to pulverize food scraps with the
1. Hating the DMV Americans love to roast the DMV—long lines, confusing forms, and soul-crushing fluorescent lighting. It’s the punchline
1. “The Packie” Isn’t for Shipping In New England, “the packie” refers to the liquor store—not a packaging center. Locals
1. Anti-Drug Skits with Costumes Assemblies once featured dramatic skits warning kids about the dangers of drugs, complete with trench
1. Ponies for Everyone Perennial satirical candidate Vermin Supreme pledged to give every American a pony. He proposed a pony-based
1. Shelling Peas on the Porch For generations, Southern families gathered on porches to shell peas together—chatting, laughing, and passing