1. King
This one might make you scratch your head. Certain states, like New York, reject names that are considered royal titles. Apparently, naming your baby “King” can clash with rules against names that imply an official status. Not the royal welcome you expected, right?
2. Messiah
Yes, this name has been banned in places like Tennessee. In one notable case, a judge ruled that “Messiah” was a title reserved for Jesus Christ. It’s since sparked debates about the balance between personal freedom and cultural sensitivity.
3. III (Just the Roman numeral)
You can name your child “John III,” but trying to name your baby just “III” on its own? That’s a no-go. Numbers as standalone names don’t fly in the U.S. Imagine trying to yell “Threeee!” across the playground.
4. Santa Claus
Parents have attempted this, but some states have shut it down. Sure, Santa Claus brings gifts, but does he also get grounded for leaving crumbs on the counter? Probably best to stick with more conventional options.
5. @ (The “at” symbol)
Believe it or not, someone tried to name their child “@” to be unique. U.S. naming laws generally require names to use the standard English alphabet, so symbols like this are off-limits. Sorry, tech-loving parents.
6. Adolf Hitler
This one is illegal in some states due to its historical and offensive associations. A New Jersey couple famously tried naming their son this, but the state stepped in. No surprise here—it’s a name that’s better left in history books.
7. Lucifer
Some states have banned this name for obvious reasons. Naming your child after a notorious figure associated with evil? Many officials see that as a big “nope,” and understandably so.
8. Robocop
Yes, someone actually tried this. The name was rejected for being too much like a trademarked fictional character. While it might sound cool, it’s probably a lot of pressure for a baby to live up to the law-enforcement prowess of a cyborg.
9. Nutella
This name was turned down in a U.S. court because it’s a brand name. Delicious? Yes. Appropriate for a child? Not so much. Let’s leave Nutella where it belongs—in the kitchen cupboard.
10. Martian
Some states prohibit names that are considered bizarre or potentially embarrassing. “Martian” fits the bill. It’s fun, sure, but a name that might cause your kid to get teased on Earth? Not the best choice.
11. Anal
This one might sound absurd, but a parent in the U.S. reportedly tried it. The courts denied it, citing that it could lead to bullying and harm. Thank goodness for laws protecting kids from this kind of name.
12. Jesus Christ
While “Jesus” is common in many cultures, naming your baby “Jesus Christ” in its entirety crosses the line in some states. The reasoning? It’s considered too sacred or provocative for everyday use.
